Raymond’s tumbler: “Join us and panelists from the most disruptive phenomenons changing the way we live. Let’s face it . . . if you’re not using Twitter, LinkedIn, craigslist, Facebook, digg, Flickr, Laughing Squid, ValleyWag, Google Earth, Bebo, BoingBoing, Skype, WordPress, eBay, Wikipedia, Second Life, 43 Things, Buzznet, Dodgeball, StumbleUpon or, (gasp) YouTube . . . then you just might step off the earth.”

Or, alternatively: “… then you just might not be white, male and middle class.” Youtube and eBay excepted.